Wednesday, December 16, 2009

ILHM's Top Godzilla Films

Now that I have completed nearly every film in the Godzilla series, I wanted to take a look back and rate the films based on what I considered to be the most entertaining. I chose most entertaining over highest quality because, let's face it, sometimes you just want to see some giant monsters jack shit up! With no further adieu, I present ILHM's Top Godzilla Films in descending order from favorite to least favorite:

1. Gojira
2. Giant Monsters All-Out Attack!
3. Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla
4. Mothra Vs Godzilla
5. Godzilla Vs Destroyah
6. Terror of Mechagodzilla
7. Godzilla 2000
8. King Kong Vs Godzilla
9. Ghidorah: The Three-Headed Monster
10. Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth
11. Invasion of the Astro-Monster
12. Godzilla Vs Gigan
13. Godzilla Vs Megaguirus
14. Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
15. Godzilla: Tokyo SOS
16. Godzilla Vs Mechagodzilla II
17. Godzilla Vs Hedorah
18. Godzilla Raids Again
19. Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah
20. Godzilla 1998
21. Godzilla Vs the Sea Monster
22. Destroy All Monsters
23. All Monsters Attack
24. Godzilla Vs Spacegodzilla
25. Godzilla: Final Wars

Unseen:
Godzilla Vs Megalon
Godzilla 1985
Godzilla Vs Biollante

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Christmas Evil (1980)

Harry Stradling has a problem. He was traumatized as a young child when he caught Santa Claus making cookies with mommie on Christmas Eve. Now, as an aged adult, he is completely obsessed with Christmas, working for a toy company where he tormented by his co-workers, living in an apartment that is decorated for Christmas year-round, all while watching the little girls and boys and taking notes on who has been naughty and nice. This is a special year, however; the year when Harry will take to the streets in his new Santa costume to spread his twisted Christmas cheer be handing out presents to the good boys and girls while punishing the naughty ones.

CHRISTMAS EVIL is a melodramatic character study that shares much more in common with Abel Ferrara's THE DRILLER KILLER than the holiday classic SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT. It is commonly mistaken for a Slasher film thanks to a misplaced marketing campaign, which often leads to disappointment with many genre fans. Brandon Maggart offers a sad and pitiful performance as the tortured and distraught Harry. He is frighteningly convincing in the role, selling his insanity through his manic behavior paired with a series of blank and lifeless expressions that reveal his distancing from reality. Maggart is easily the strongest element in the film, since the majority of Harry's character is revealed through his portrayal on screen, and not in the writing. There are several complex layers that director Lewis Jackson has accomplished through the film, playing with the concept of man versus myth, commenting on the commercialism of the holiday, and contrasting fantasy and reality. As the film progresses, the environments and score both become reflective of the darkening mental void that Harry is entering. By the end of the film, it is difficult to tell how much of the events on screen are still intact in reality, and how much of it is part of Harry's delusional fantasy. In truth, this is not a fun film, and it has not been tailored to the average gorehound that will be expecting buckets of blood and gore. Instead, it is a smartly crafted and well-played portrait of the darker side that the holiday can play on the psyche. If you can enter the film without the expectation of it being a Slasher film, I think there is a lot to like here.

Rating: 8/10.
Gore: 3/10.
Number of views: 3.



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Quick thoughts on Star Trek

I dont normally review SciFi pics, mostly because I know nothing about them or how to rate them, but anyone that has hesitated seeing STAR TREK needs to get over it and watch this film. It is intelligent, fresh, lightning fast paced, action packed, and very funny. The visuals are nothing short of amazing, and I really enjoyed the film. Regardless of where your taste in film lies, this is well worth at least a single viewing!!

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Great Moments in Horror: Santa's Slay



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Horror in Culture: The lighter side of The Shining



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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Pumpkinhead 4 (2007)

In this installment, Pumpkinhead is summoned to avenge the younger sister of a man who's family has been caught in a bitter rivalry with the family of the girl he loves. The girl was killed when the brothers of his girlfriend discover their affair and mistakenly run her down while trying to attack their sisters lover. To my amazement, this film wasn't terrible. It is by no means good, but it is watchable. The stock made-for-TV acting complete with ridiculous Southern accents can both be overlooked in anticipation of a surprising amount of gore and practical creature FX. Unlike the third film, 95% of BLOOD FEUD is done within the frame, with very little CG used whatsoever. This more than makes up for the dry and retread revenge plot, especially after the computer FX were abused so heavily in the last entry. Pumpkinhead actually looks pretty good as well, and I would rate the costume design and functionality in this one second only to the original film. From exploding heads to severed limbs, there is also enough of the red stuff to please any gore fan. This is a far cry from the awesomeness that is PUMPKINHEAD, but for a direct to SyFy Channel sequel it will probably surprise most fans of the series.

Rating: 5/10.
Entertainment: 6/10.
Gore: 7/10.
Number of views: 1.



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A Haunting in Connecticut (2001)

This is the Discovery Channel episode of A Haunting that prefaced the overdone Hollywood ghost pic by several years. As is the case with each of the other episodes, the tale is told through a series of interviews with the family victims that lived through the events while depicting dramatizations of them as they occurred. It follows the Parker family as they move their family and cancer-ridden son into a beautiful new home, not realizing that it had previously served as a morgue. The children begin experiencing otherworldly events, but their parents chalk it up to overactive imaginations until a demonic spirit begins making its presence known to the entire family. Surprisingly, many of the events that felt exaggerated from the big budget version were present in this version as well, but handled in a much smaller approach without the overstated make-up and FX. Much like in the Amityville case, many of the events are just so incredible that they border on unbelievable, and it certainly doesn't help that the family likewise called upon the aid of Ed and Lorraine Warren, who were the nefarious investigators in Amity as well. Those of us that want so desperately to believe in the existence of ghosts and demons will be willing to let down our guard and lend the storytellers enough credibility as to buy into the events on screen for a few good scares, while skeptics will find too many inconsistencies and embroidered stories to be ignored. The strength of the episode would have to lie on how much the viewer is willing to accept into fact, and in the end I feel the episode effectively sways the audience into believing the events and empathizing with the family's struggle. Worth picking up if the story in the theatrical release intrigued you!

Rating: 8/10.
Number of views: 1.



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Silent Night, Deadly Night 5 (1991)

Finally, a premise worth investigating. This fourth and final sequel in the SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT film series follows a twisted toymaker as he hands out presents of mass destruction in the form of deadly toys. It is up to a young mother and her son to put a stop to his evil deeds before he ruins Christmas for many little girls and boys. This is exactly the kind of anthology entry I wanted out of these films, and it is really too bad that it doesn't deliver on its dark trappings. It could have easily achieved the same cult status as HALLOWEEN 3 if handled properly. Instead, the audience is left with more generic acting filling another tiresome plot with only a few decent gore scenes. While a couple of the toys have pretty cool designs that could foreseeably work, the majority of them are stupid and required minimal imagination or special FX (minus some cheap micro-filament). This is admittedly the best of the sequels, but in terms of fun and gore it falls well below the other killer toy features like CHILD'S PLAY or DEMONIC TOYS. Not terrible, but easily forgettable.

Rating: 5/10.
Gore: 4/10.
Number of views: 1.



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Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 (1990)

What a terrible, incoherent piece of garbage. Coming from director Brian Yuzna, I would have expected much better, but this sequel is such a mess its difficult to decide where to start. Much like in the previous entry, THE INITIATION is only tied to the first two films by the character of Ricky, who is played by Clint Howard this round. Three sequels, three actors, none of whom resemble either of the others in any way whatsoever. The character of Ricky is secondary to the plot, however, which makes his inclusion that much more confusing. The film is about a wanna be reporter who is following up on a story about a woman who was flung off of a building on fire. She discovers a sinister cult of women that are behind the murder as they attempt to trap her into their clan. What's that? Oh yeah, and it takes place around Christmas. Lame. Real lame. Totally uncorrelated with either the holiday or the series. Yuzna adds a bunch of his typical, slimy, and twisted body horror with some whack-ass giant insects that infest the plot. There are a few almost gross scenes and some almost lesbianism, but that's about it. Fail.

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 5/10.
Number of views: 1.



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Another Great Contest!

Our friend Dom over at Random Reviews is running another great contest this December, jump on over past the link to win a random assortment of Horror titles on VHS and or DVD!!

http://rrincorporated.blogspot.com/2009/12/random-contest.html

If there is one thing I love more than Horror movies, its FREE Horror movies, so you all know I'm in on this action!

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New Obsession: Slaughter High

I just saw the trailer for SLAUGHTER HIGH for the first time while watching SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT 5, and I am now instantly obsessed with it. Who can talk me off the ledge of impulse buying??

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DVD Releases: 12/15/2009

December 15th, 2009

Trunk (2009)
Director: Straw Weisman
Publisher: Maverick Entertainment Group
Sub-Genre: Slasher and Survival
Synopsis: No one thinks about the way they are going to die until their death is upon them. For Megan that time is now. After being pushed into the trunk of a car by a psychotic serial killer Megan is forced to listen to him talk about all the ways he will dispose of her. Un-wavered by the horrific stories of the deaths of his other victims Megan plays along with his sadistic game, but will her compliance help her survive or will it insure a more gruesome death?


Mental Scars (2009)
Director: Mischa Perez
Publisher: Maverick Entertainment Group
Sub-Genre: Slasher and Survival
Synopsis: Dedra Lanucci has scammed a group of greedy investors to help her convert an old dilapidated junkyard into a profitable parking lot near a seedy liquor store and strip club. These investors are unaware that the junkyard sits on top of a mass Native American burial ground and that they will soon find themselves greeted by a maniacal killer, David Taggart, who lives in the junkyard. He is known by his ancient tribe as the Protector a dark figure in the night who scavenges the grounds in search of human flesh. David will stop to no end to protect mother earth, avenge the atrocities of his ancestors, and quench his insatiable thirst to feed.


Beyond Remedy (2009)
Director: Gerhard Hroya
Publisher: R Squared Films
Sub-Genre: Suspense and Mystery
Synopsis: An abandoned hospital, full of vivid memories, hopes and fears. Every room is still haunted by the sighs, prayers and screams of former patients. In every corridor, you can still hear the slow footsteps of patients. In every operating room, you can still feel the trembling seconds between life and death. Everyone stepping into this hospital invades a building as dark and confused as the human soul. A group of students dare to enter this labyrinth to investigate the phenomenon of fear.


Survey says? Another weak week for Horror, but these Indie efforts might be worth checking out!

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Lame Cover Art: Gremlins

"WHAT?? Gremlins?? You monster!!" Napes. While the shadow play kind of works here, how is this cover even remotely comparable to the original VHS cover art:

Now THAT'S cover art! The only thing that I can really think of that would warrant such a crappy substitute would be that Warner Bros. was hoping parents would forget about just how scary the movie was despite its PG rating, and would buy into the cutesy picture of Gizmo. In any rate, lame.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

A Haunting in Georgia (2001)

This is a feature length episode of The Discovery Channel's Haunting series, focusing this time on the true story of a small family that moves into an abandoned home in Georgia when their young daughter begins receiving visits from a series of unseen strangers. She is first met with an elderly gentleman that reads to her and pushes her on the swing, but as the spirits begin to realize she possesses this strange gift, she begins attracting more hostile and demonic entities. The entry is told through a series of interviews with the family and reenactments of the events as they occurred, which is always a welcome change from the recent rash of ridiculous Hollywood ghost tales that leave nothing to the imagination. Though the reenactments do portray the entities on screen using a modest FX budget, the visuals are subtle and effective, and make for a steady stream of creeps and chills. This particular story had been covered years earlier on Unsolved Mysteries, but the family has since gone through many more frightening events in their daily lives, and the episode quickly fills the run time. If you can catch it on TV or Netflix it's worth a watch, definitely a good one for those nights home alone with the lights off!

Rating: 7/10.
Number of views: 1.



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Silent Night, Deadly Night 3 (1989)

A blind psychic teen is undergoing an experiment in which she subconsciously taps into the mind of serial killer Ricky Caldwell to try to awaken him from his coma. After another failed attempt, she heads off on vacation over the Christmas weekend, but she mistakenly sends Ricky images of the holiday that set him free from his mental prison with only one thing on his mind: um, revenge? I guess? Reeeally starting to stretch it already, guys. This third film immediately falls into one of the worst B-movie plots ever. After a knock-out performance in SNDN2, Eric Freeman has been replaced by genre favorite Bill Moseley as the killer Santa Claus, only instead of dusting off his Christmas duds, the mute Ricky stalks his new set of victims in a hospital gown with his brain exposed under a fishing bowl, as depicted in this artist's rendition:
The film is unremarkable in every way, with drab acting and a boring plot that consists of nothing more than Ricky stalking and killing Laura and her friends. There is some spotty gore, with a few slashed necks, decapitated heads, and stabbings, but not enough to make it worth going out of the way to see. The chick sure is a shitty psychic, though. She begins having premonitions of people Ricky is going to kill, but rather than warn them or the police, she just passes them by and goes on with her life. It definitely feels like the script was written well in advance, and was re-written at the last minute to cash in on the notoriety of the series. Maybe there was a reason the SNDN sequels fell into obscurity for so long..

Rating: 4/10.
Gore: 5/10.
Number of views: 1.

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Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)

Nothing can prepare you for Godzilla's 50th anniversary all-out destruction in GODZILLA: FINAL WARS!! NOTHING!! Worst. Film. Ever. Awful. It is unimaginable that after 50yrs, the company that first brought us the green menace would allow a new filmmaker that has never been involved in the series to create the final sendoff for the character that pits Godzilla against all of his previous villains. The film consists of a terrible anime/Matrix/comic hybrid where a squad of futuristic mutants that have been trained as Earth's fighting force are pitted against an invading force of alien humanoids that have unleashed all of Earth's monsters around the planet in order to destroy humanity. Now, the humans that once trapped Godzilla in an arctic prison must release the beast to fight his way through the onslaught of terrors as Earth's last hope! What part of that doesn't sound awesome? The plot recalls many of the classic themes that have recurred throughout the giant lizard's reign, but it is handled in the most amateur and disrespectful ways possible. The suitimation and miniature environments that made Toho the world-renown masters of the giant monster movie are completely disposed of in place of the most unconvincing and cartoony computer imagery this side of the SyFy Channel. The first hour offers very little monster carnage, but rather focuses on clashes between the mutants and aliens as they battle in the streets and air in their fake CG vehicles. The final third of the film literally consists of Godzilla arriving in a new city, the aliens releasing one of his previous enemies, Godzilla obliterating them in less than 2m (usually with a single radiation blast), and then Godzilla heading off to the next city (and arriving there in seconds to boot). This is a sad, pathetic joke of a film that has no place among the ranks of the other classics. As a Godzilla film, it easily ranks among the worst in the series, but had the King of the Monsters and his friends been entirely removed in place of any other nameless set of monsters, it still would have fallen well below most other Kaiju efforts.

Rating: 5/10.
Entertainment: 4/10.
Number of views: 1.



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DVD Buys: 12/14/2009

Been buying more than my limit recently thanks to recent SwagBucks winnings and some Christmas money that has been filtering in. Bought the following over the last week:

Silent Night, Gory Night Triple Feature:
-Christmas Season Massacre
-Satan Claus
-Psycho Santa
Price: $11.99.
Condition: New.
Seller: Amazon.

Santa Claws
Price: $3.02.
Condition: Like New.
Seller: Third-Party on Amazon.

Pumpkinhead 4
Price $3.00.
Condition: New.
Seller: Big Lots!

Altered States
Price: $3.00.
Condition: New.
Seller: Big Lots!

Funny Games
Price: $3.00.
Condition: New.
Seller: Big Lots!

Silent Night, Deadly Night 3-5 Triple Feature
Price: $14.99.
Condition: New.
Seller: Best Buy.

A Haunting in Connecticut / A Haunting in Georgia Double Feature
Price: $3.99.
Condition: New.
Seller: Ross.

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Horror Trivia: Don't Open Til Christmas

Although the character of Dr. Bridle (played by Nicholas Donnelly) is referred to in the script he has never appeared in any print of the movie. Due to the films many production difficulties his scenes were filmed but later deleted.

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Sweet Cover Art: Christmas Evil

Taking the classic Christmas card to deathly new levels. Awesome.

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Sunday, December 13, 2009

ILHM's Holiday Prize Pack!

Alright, now that we are back up online I want to remind all of the loyal ILHM readers and contributors about our holiday prize pack giveaway!! Since we experienced a week long outage, I have extended the entry period until December 20th and I have decided to up the ante and run TWO separate prize packs to two lucky readers!! 2009 has been a fantastic year, and I have had the opportunity to meet tons of awesome new friends with a shared love of Horror in the blogging community. Rather than doing a huge giveaway to draw attention to the site, I am going to take a note from The Captain and do this giveaway differently than normal. The giveaway is limited to all of the active members of ILHM that have dropped by to say hi to chat about Horror. If you are one of the many readers that have participated on ILHM in the past year since the site began (and in the US or Canada), shoot me a comment below and you will be automatically entered to win of TWO prize packs including some of my favorite Indie Horror titles and two incredibly unique Horror collectibles:

Prize Pack #1:
BLOOD MOON
PRIVATE PARTS
A replica mask from ALICE, SWEET ALICE

Prize Pack #2:
THE WOODS
OUTPOST
A hand-made replica of Audrey II from LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS

This is just a small token of my appreciation for your continued support and friendship over the last year! To my good friends overseas, I appreciate each of you equally, shipping is just rather limiting. Thanks again, and be sure to enter to win by December 20th for the winning announcement,

-Carl

**Anyone that has already commented below, your entries are still valid.**

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Horroridays Viewing Checklist!

Freddy in Space has teamed up with I Like Horror Movies this week to put together a special Yule time checklist of all of the great (and not so great) holiday Horror movies to watch out for this December! If anything is missing from the list, please be sure to leave your submissions in the comments below, otherwise happy viewing:

Don't Open Til Christmas
Christmas Evil
Black Christmas
Black Xmas
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Silent Night, Deadly Night 2
Silent Night, Deadly Night 3
Silent Night, Deadly Night 4
Silent Night, Deadly Night 5
Santa's Slay
Trees 2: The Root of All Evil
Christmas Season Massacre
Christmas Nightmare
Silent Night, Bloody Night
Gremlins
Puppet Master Vs Demonic Toys
Day of the Beast
Tales from the Crypt
City of Lost Children
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Dead End
Treevenge
Calvaire
Jack Frost
Jack Frost 2
To All A Good Night
Santa Claws
Satan Claus
Psycho Santa
Night Train Murders
Child's Play
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Elves
Feeders 2: Slay Bells
Wind Chill
P2
Deadly Little Christmas
One Hell of a Christmas
Two Front Teeth
While She Was Out
Shredder
Home for the Holidays
Gingerdead Man
Gingerdead Man 2
The Christmas Tale
12/24
Jaws: The Revenge
Black Santa

Special thanks to our additional contributors: Geof from Enter the Man Cave, Matt from Chuck Norris Ate My Baby.

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Help Blogger Help You

As many of you may have noticed, ILHM experienced an extensive leave of absence for the past week. While many thought we were taking a brief vacation from the blog scene, it was actually a bit more complicated than that.

On Saturday, December 5th I went online to begin scheduling upcoming features as usual, but ILHM had been disabled from my blog dashboard. In an ongoing effort to control spam that is run through the Blogger network, the spambots had misidentified ILHM as being a spam blog in a false-positive identification. What this means is that one or more of the identifying factors that the spambots use to determine that a blog is being misused to spam the boards triggered the website to be put on a temporary suspension until the Blogger staff could review it for verifcation.

More information on what constitutes a spam blog can be found in the Blogger Help Forum at the following link:

http://www.google.com/support/blogger/bin/answer.py?hl=en&answer=42639

Blogger has been taking numerous measures to help clean and regulate the Blogger community of all spam and hazardous websites that have recently clouded the community. While it was extremely unfortunate and a cause for much concern and frustration on my part, I understand that this was not a malicious attack on our site or on myself personally, and that these efforts are being made in order to improve the community at large.

The end result was that access to ILHM was completely removed on both the administrative and user ends for a period of just over one week. While this was just a minor setback in the larger scheme of things, any writer out there can share in the despair and frustration in not only losing partial readership but the prospective of losing a year's worth of work. Thankfully, the Blogger staff along with several of the Blogger elite speedily responded to my appeals for review, and we are back up online tonight. I would like to personally thank Gatesby, DarkUFO, and Nitecruzr for each of their parts in making this happen.

Now then, how can we all avoid having this happen in the future? The answer is, end the spam. Most of us will not encounter spam blogs in our daily reading, since we typically browse through our favorite sites through direct links or through a daily reader, however there are many of these sites out there and it is important to be aware of them. If you encounter any of these sites during your reading, do your part in flagging them so that Blogger can be sure to eliminate the actual spam sites as quickly as possible, reducing the need for the spambots and thereby reducing the chances that your blog will be misidentified and blocked in the process.

I would also like to thank all of those who went out of their way to contact us and make posts regarding ILHM's downtime. I received a huge outpour of support, and it truly meant a lot to me as I struggled to maintain my composure throughout the process. I began this website as a sort of thanks to the many people and websites that had helped me expand my Horror-o-scope over the years by introducing me to new films I wouldn't have seen otherwise, and to help expose new generations of fans to the films I have now come to love. This site is run for love of the genre, and knowing that our efforts have been appreciated makes every hour spent on it priceless.

All that being said, we are happy to be back and you can expect all of the same great content back online starting tonight!

-Carl

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Godzilla: Tokyo SOS (2003)

Mothra returns to Tokyo with a threat to destroy the city if the bones used to construct Mecha-Godzilla are not returned to their watery grave to ward off the real Godzilla. The three behemoths collide in an all-out war while Japan must stand by helplessly once more. All three monsters dole out equal amounts of punishment, so it is in no way a one-sided battle like we have had in all too many other sequels. While the generic storyline is nothing new in the series, the film is jam-packed with more excellent set design and action sequences that never fail to impress. As film fans, the creators really have to work hard to get us to let down our guards and accept what is going on on screen as reality, but the amazing miniature and costume work put on display here once again forces me to believe that giant monsters have destroyed Tokyo. Seriously, though, Tokyo is great and all, but why not just accept the loss and move to a more monsterless climate? This entry really doesn't offer anything new on top of the earlier efforts, but does it have to? It is a fun ride and will please any fans of the series.

Monsters: Godzilla, Mecha-Godzilla, Mothra.

Rating: 7/10.
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Shark Skin Man and Peach Hip Girl (1998)

I'm going to breeze through this one because it isn't really Horror. SHARK SKIN MAN AND PEACH HIP GIRL is Japan's answer to Guy Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino. It is fast paced and frantic, but not in the ways you would expect. With equal amounts of action and biting comedy, it makes for a light and fun Yakuza flick that is sure to please any fans of the aforementioned directors. Great cast, engaging plot, very funny.

Rating: 8/10.
Number of views: 1.




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Evil Things (2009)

Months back, our good friend Johnny from Freddy in Space wrote a piece on a surprise package he received in the mail from a mysterious source. While it immediately piqued my interest, I never expected to have the same package dropped at my door! I share his sentiments exactly when I say this is one of the most brilliant micro-marketing campaigns I have ever seen. An unmarked envelope with "CONFIDENTIAL" stamped all over it greeted me when I got home late last night, so naturally I got worried thinking I was overdue on the mortgage. After stalling and putting the milk away, I went back to it and cracked it open to find a letter from the US Department of Justice accompanied by evidence from a recent open investigation in the form of a DVD simply titled "The Artifact." The letter read that the FBI has currently been investigating the disappearance of five friends in the Catskills Mountain range, NY. In an attempt to locate the missing persons, Agent Dominic Perez has requested our help in reviewing the evidence and reporting back our findings.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Not only did it make my weekend to come home to an unexpected surprise, but the conception of this faux investigation in order to promote an Independent genre film is sheer genius, and the effort put in to the distribution deserves recognition. Now that I have expressed my thanks for being allowed to participate in the investigation, let's get on to the findings:

EVIL THINGS jumps on the "found-footage" angle that was originated in CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST and then revisited most recently in films like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, CLOVERFIELD, and PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. It finds five friends on their way out to a house in the woods nestled in the Catskills Mountains, when they run afoul of a murderous madman. I will preface this by stating that I love this method of filmmaking, and I buy into it immediately if done properly. EVIL THINGS is done properly. What is most interesting about this most recent micro-budget take on the "found-footage" film is that there are numerous inherent flaws in the filmmaking, like muffled sound, inaudible dialogue, and shaky camera work during a few earlier scenes in the film. Where this would normally detract from any conventional film, it actually enhances the integrity of the hand-held experience, since it is in no way polished with crisp audio or finely edited visuals like in DIARY OF THE DEAD. EVIL THINGS does have a very raw appeal to that effect. The acting is surprisingly natural as well, and I did not find any point where I was questioning the acting or dialogue as being contrived. It felt like an honest and personal home video made by friends in every moment. The look of the characters also adds to the reality-based setting. The actors and actresses look like real people and not chiseled models.

What I also liked about the film is what most fans will hate, and that is a remarkable amount of down time where there is very little action or suspense, but ample amounts of character interaction. I say interaction in place of development, because that is what it is; character development is a forceful action where the writers intentionally instill a back story and distinct personality into each of the characters, whereas EVIL THINGS establishes that the characters are real people that know each other in advance and simply interact with each other rather than building the plot on their past experiences. In this way, it reminds me of Greg McLean's brilliant build in WOLF CREEK, where the audience is left stranded in the Australian outback with nothing to do but participate in the thoughts and conversations of the characters as they fight to survive. If we are to presume that this is legitimate video evidence of a group of people that were filming their vacation before being brutally killed, there is going to be minimal filming of the deaths themselves. The lack of suspense shouldn't be misconstrued as a lack of anticipation, however, since Perez establishes early on that the group had an exchange with a shady unseen character in a van in the beginning of the film. What we don't see from the character's perspective is what is going on around them. For all we know as the audience (and vicariously through the lead's perspective), nothing is going on, but there is a lingering fear that we are being watched through frosted windows in the barren thickets surrounding the house in the woods. This ever-present awareness of the dangers waiting in the dark is enough to keep the audience engaged as we await whatever is coming to us in the end.

I am reluctant to describe the catalyst that changes the pace at the hour point, but the characters receive an item that instantly shifts the mood of the picture and cranks up the tension and terror. The concept is so subtle and effective, and plays entirely into the very nature of the "found-footage" film. This was completely unexpected, and is a genius turning point. The one thing that both adds to the suspense of the moment but detracts from the integrity of the film is the creepy droning music and sharp music cues that are overlayed into the scene. The rest of the film is bare from all music and sound outside of the character dialogue, so introducing the music now acts against everything that the film has achieved up until this point. I will say, however, that the selections were perfectly appropriate for the scene had it been told in any other format. I am certain that the average Horror fan will be enraged by the method in which Perez has chosen to depict the final shots in the film, with many key moments being implied off-screen or being told through the audio that continues running after the camera has been destroyed, but these moments are what makes the film. They lend the credibility to the events that this format requires in order to be successful. I found the ending to be so provocative and real that any unsuspecting person receiving this DVD in the mail that is unfamiliar with the filming format would buy into the events completely, and probably shit their pants while doing so. It is voyeuristic, invasive, and above all believable. The one thing that Perez may consider clipping would be the moment where the film breaks the 4th wall in a clever but failed attempt to run the credits sequence. It removes the audience from the moment, and it is unclear where the audience has been removed to. Other than that, my only advice would be to remove the score if the film is to maintain its realistic edge from start to finish.

It is surprising to me that EVIL THINGS has not found distribution given the current peak of interest and marketability being the "found-footage" films. It is a smart and engaging entry in the category, and is well deserving of a wide DVD release if not a limited theatrical run. While I do not feel it will succeed in a mass-market theatrical campaign due to the slow pacing and structure, PARANORMAL ACTIVITY curved that angle and proved to be a phenomenal Independent success which could finally pave the way for small films of this nature to reach a much larger audience. I would recommend this to anyone that has the same love of this particular format that I do. There is no difference in the quality of the filmmaking between this and other films of the same theme, it is handled very well and at the close of the film I felt entirely satisfied. Part of me feels that this review is going to be discredited by the fact that I was so excited to have received such an awesome promotional package in the mail, but I hope that my catalogue of reviews and the integrity I try to maintain as a reviewer will sway your opinion and cement my take on the film. It will not be for everyone, but it is smartly played and I truly appreciated it for what it was. Highly recommended for fans of ILS, REC, or PARANORMAL ACTIVITY.

Rating: 8/10.
Entertainment: 8/10.
Gore: 0/10.
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